Self-proclaimed musician/cartoonist that draws in Microsoft Paint, even if he has Flash and Photoshop. Known for liking acoustic indie folk and never spending more than 10 minutes on any drawing ever. He lives in the middle of nowhere, just south of Canada. His hair is really how he draws it.

Third-person enthusiast, enjoys pretty much any music that isn't terrible. This usually means indie. It is generally accepted as fact that he is going to live under a bridge, drawing comics until he dies tragically in a tale that gets little to no media play. Openly admits to liking the song "Hey Ya".